Is Christmas Time Ideal For A Vibrator In A Stocking?
Christmas is less than a month away, which will fill different people with feelings of excitement, dread, or indifference, partly based on how much you enjoy the festive season, but also on the number of presents you still have to buy.
If the latter is true, it may be because you are daunted by the perennial difficulty of finding the right gift from folk who seem to have everything they need already, no interests you can find anything appropriate (or affordable) for, or, frankly, are spoilt brats who will turn their noses up at whatever you get them.
Whatever else you may struggle with when buying presents, be assured there is no reason to when it comes to your partner. This is a time for some truly sexy gifts, although they should definitely be in a stocking in private, not under the tree to be opened before young kids and your 85-year-old granny.
It is a fact that over half of women use vibrators, so if a mishap of that kind were to happen, you could be sure there would be many who would understand (your granny may flash a wink and a smile), even if the moment might be a tad awkward.
A pink vibrator may be just the thing for this Christmas. Normally, the season is all about red things: Santa’s red suit, Rudolf’s red nose, holly berries, robins, cranberry sauce.. the list goes on. That’s another reason why the timing of when you hand out this gift should be carefully chosen, to avoid any faces being added to the red list.
That said, if you are a man looking to provide the lady in your life with a present she will definitely not stop playing with the day after Boxing Day, there is always the possible fear that she might enjoy using it so much it will replace you, which would mean you won’t be having a merry Christmas or a Happy New Year.
Fear not though; if you deliver this present, then unlike Santa you will still get to come down her chimney rather more than more than once a year.
What you must always realise is that the woman in your life will never get a kiss, hug, or “I love you” from a vibrator. What they will get, however, will be more stimulation and a more reliable big O than your tongue or hand could ever provide.
This really means that you can be sure she will want to reward you in kind in the nicest possible way, while at the same time, there is probably less physical effort involved in getting her to come, ensuring you have plenty of energy, even if you need to burn a bit off at first after all that excess Christmas food.
Besides all that, the truth is that the period between Christmas and New Year can be a bit dead, what with the presents all opened and leftover turkey for breakfast, lunch and tea. So there is no better way of making sure her bells are jingling well past December 25th than to think pink this festive season.