Which Kinky Sex Fantasies Are Better In Theory Than Fact?
Almost every single person has at least one sex fantasy, and that includes your partner, your friends, and almost everyone you know.
Fantasies are part of what makes life so spicy, and none of them will do any harm if left in the imagination or as something to think about when using a powerful sex toy. However, what if you want to take your fantasy into reality?
Most of the time, as long as you are safe, sane and consensual, most common fantasies are absolutely doable in a safe and comfortable way, even if there may need to be some compromises.
According to a list of the most common fantasies in the UK published by The Metro, there are only a few sex fantasies that would need more than slight planning and a hasty order to a sex shop.
Light BDSM needs a little practice to make sure you are safe about it, sex with a stranger would need enthusiastic consent, as would a threesome, and outdoor sex is technically a crime if you get caught, but these are all manageable kinks and fantasies to try out.
However, if it is possible within the laws of reality, there is usually a way to try it safely. With that in mind, however, here are some fantasies far better left to your imagination.
Shower Sex
Add bath sex and pool sex to this one too, but sex in water seems like it should be the hottest experience ever when in reality it’s often way rougher and more painful than you might expect.
Other than the fact it often washes away lube such as that used on condoms and the fact that you can slip, water washes away the body’s natural lubrication as well, meaning that all that hard work to get yourself wet and ready for some intense action is wasted, and the result is quite a painful experience.
However, showers, baths and pools can still be great for foreplay, massaging and touching each other with that added tactile sensation of the water to intensify everything.
Car Sex
This often depends on how big the car is, but most cars are not really designed for sex, and despite how many sex scenes take place in the backseat, the reality is far more cramped and uncomfortable.
Foreplay works fine, and there is such an appeal to having sex in a place that is both outside and inside at the same time. As Gary Numan sang, in your car you can only receive, and even then it requires a bit of an act of contortion to really get comfy.
Of course, if you have a big car with a tall roof, this could be a bit better, but there is still a lot of preparation, mess and the potential for serious trouble if you park in the wrong place.
Drunk Sex
Besides the obvious problems with consent that can come when people are exceptionally drunk, the results when alcohol and sex mix might not be nearly as good as the horny vision in your head might suggest.
It can make it harder for penises to, ironically enough, get hard, it can make it harder for vaginas to get wet, people can feel dizzier and there is less of a chance of practising safe sex.